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Jul 26, 2014 / 607,193 notes

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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Jul 26, 2014 / 3,529 notes

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mulaninabox:

Not even okay with this right now. Watching it is making my stomach drop.

too much chill
Jul 26, 2014 / 43,233 notes

places-to-be-and-butts-to-touch:

mulaninabox:

Not even okay with this right now. Watching it is making my stomach drop.

too much chill

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Jul 26, 2014 / 14,898 notes
trolliweirdlyawesome:

Ride ‘em Catboy!
Jul 26, 2014 / 5,521 notes

trolliweirdlyawesome:

Ride ‘em Catboy!

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
Jul 26, 2014 / 568,941 notes

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

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Jul 23, 2014 / 65,476 notes

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Jul 4, 2014 / 390,921 notes

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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